dear pier one,

Friday, October 14, 2011

I have been lusting after Rosette for months now. It truly was love at first sight. Even under all of your harsh flourescent lights, I saw her beauty immediately. Unfortunately, her $100 price tag was not as well received by my checkbook and so our love affair started. I have admired her from afar for so long. She has even made an appearance in my dreams once.... right there on my nightstand. Looking all pretty and lovely and simplistic. How long can you possibly keep us apart? How long will it be until you realize that we were meant for each other? I will bide my time. And I will check your web site. And I will drive to your store on my lunch break to visit her there too. Until that fateful day that you grace her with a pretty red sale sticker and Rosette comes home with me.